Friday, August 03, 2007

Trainwreck Theatre:: Lohan Quotes


“Life is full of risks anyway, why not take them?”

"I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back."

“How can you not like Britney Spears?”

"I'll probably pursue doing more movies, but not horror or movies with killers in them. I'll try to stick to happy movies. I want to act and direct like Jodie Foster. I admire her because she went to college and she's still doing the same thing."

“Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me.”

"I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it."

"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I have Red Bull." (December 2006)

the quote that clinched her as the winner of the 2007 Susan "I-killed-my-kids-and-said-a-black-man-carjacked-me" Smith award:

  • "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

photo::  "Lindsay Lohan's Brand Defamation" (2007) --14 from Gallery of the Absurd